the-plaid-princess:

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

resonance-of-libra:

norcumi:

lynati:

my brain, interrupting my daydream: this is poorly researched and the narrative is not compelling

Brain: “Do it again, take it from the top.”

I’ve literally woken up from dreams that were too boring.

onlyblackgirl:

fenetre-de-toit:

onlyblackgirl:

sweetbepsi:

onlyblackgirl:

spacekidb:

onlyblackgirl:

Idk how people sleep naked. What if a roach just decides you pussy lips are a sleeping bag?

If roaches are this abundant and comfy in your house, move lol bc those niggas taking over

Idk people’s lives maybe they splitting the rent.

I remember when I was a child i was playing with my niece and felt an itch on my vagina. I just rubbed at it, thinking it would go away. It did not. So I turned around, away from my niece and pulled my panties down a bit. Out fell a fat, juicy roach. Don’t have a clue how it got in there. Point is, roaches will find a way.

I hope you replaced your pussy with a new, roachless one.

I knew a guy who had a roach crawl into his ear and he had to go to the hospital. I think the issue here isn’t do you sleep naked but do you have roaches.

What y’all doing to attract roaches to your holes?

sadnegro:

how do i stop fuckin thinking